Dr. Thanksgiving

Each year I ask Doctor Thanksgiving (aka Dave Clucas) what advice he would have for me as I prepare for Turkey Day. Each year Dr T. delivers incredible wisdom.

In his own words:
"Remember, normal eating patterns until two days prior, then 150% of normal consumption on Tuesday, 175% on Wednesday, a moderate breakfast one hour earlier than usual on Thursday morning, followed by at least four quarts of water intake up until noon, one major bowel movement at 1:00pm, then a massive gorging of all manner of vittles."

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